Sir, I write you to express my most sincere apologies. I realize it was my responsibility to bring the sexual misconduct climate survey results to Shifting the Paradigm on Tuesday, September 19th. However, I seem to have lost them. I know what you’re going to say, so I’ll save your breath. I did check all of my pockets. I even tried retracing my steps, but I ran out of bruff swipes and they wouldn’t let me back in to look for it. It was a blatant oversight on my end, and extremely out of character. I take my work very seriously and recognize the severe impact this blunder might have on your reputation as well as the Tulane community on a whole. This is why I am going to keep looking for them. In the meantime, I am prepared to undergo whatever consequence my behavior might render, not without hope that it won’t impact my standing as an intern this semester.